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Huntingdon Beach, CA :

Beach Punk (27, 5 foot 8, 148 lbs, Californian): Sneak up from behind as you walk along the shore - high kick to your head! press you to the ground with my bare foot

Me (32, 5 foot 11, 154lbs, Irish): DAMN! thud to the ground, this SoCal douchebag is back again, gonna pwn him good.

Beach Punk: thought you could escape my beaches and swim back to your own country but you're down here for good bitch. water shimmerin off my bod, board shorts clingin to my legs, and wrap my legs around your waist gonna put you out make it a quick ko

Me: quiksilver red and black surfsuit, barefeet, dude u been hidin like a yellowbelly and now u back in the water, u gonna drown bitch! bring my arms hard down on your legs, sends them thudding to the sandy shore. put my foot on your neck, choke it down hard - give u a toothy snarl, release and strut away, flexing my abs

Beach Punk: man you weaker than i thought bitch. thought a little neck massage was gonna do it? rub my neck and smirk as i come up behind you and GRAB SUPLEX to the sand. roll arms still around your waist then pull you up SUPLEX AGAIN. THUDDDDDD

Me : ooooofffff..."guess this is a contest", i think to myself, "this evil lil prick is gonna pay tho". pick myself off the ground and spear you, sends u off your feet off the shoreline and crashing back into the water

Beach Punk: UHHHHHHH as you spear me wrap my legs around your waist taking you with me then TWIST and plant you on your back under the water. grab your arms and pin them above your head "you're mine now bitch, we'll see who's left conscious"

Me: Dammnn, struggling for breath but i release my arms from your hold and deliver sweet chin music to you, sends u hurtling off the ground, swing back my arm and connect hard with your chin as you come back to ground, sends u sprawling back up again, and crashing to the ground with an almighty splash

Beach Punk: WHATT AAAAAAAAHGGHHGHG lifted up off and PFFFFFFFT snaps my head as the vision gets hazy and fall woahhhh what a shot and splash to the water floating out of it. chest and abs reflecting the sun

Me: spread my arms open wide over your reflective floating body, taking it all in........grab u up by each arm, stand u in place, sneer "it's been awesome, dude", wade away, then launch myself out of the water and connect hard with my left foot aganst your face, follwing up quickly with my right. BOOM! muthufucka, BANG!

Beach Punk: pulled up grimace and start to throw a punch at you as you wade away then THUMPPPP head smacked back and lights go out THUD lifted legs up high in the air and land all the way on the hard shore spread eagle ko'd

Me: i walk up from the shoreline, bring my foot down hard on your stomach, then on your neck. grab a piece of driftwood, size it up as i glare down on your sorry ass then smack it against your chest, and drop it on your abs.

Beach Punk: uhghghg AWWWWW

ildamiano: "there's a Pacific souvenir for ya, dude." i stride up the beach, leaving your comatose ass behind

Ed S: left flat wasting away in the sun eyes closed covered in driftwood